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How Pizza Is Better Than Pizza (Persuasion)

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:58:32 -0400

Pizza is better than pizza for many reasons, here are four.

Pizza is made with dough, yet Pizza is made with dough.
Pizza can have either cheese or cheese with pepperoni, yet Pizza can have either cheese or cheese with pepperoni.
Pizza has a sauce that inhances it’s natural flavor, yet Pizza has a sauce that inhances it’s natural flavor.
Pizza can have extra packets of cheese or/and hot peppers to go with it, yet Pizza can have extra packets of cheese or/and hot peppers to go with it.

This proves that Pizza is better than Pizza.

my favorite dogo news story

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:43:14 -0400

Move Over Chipmunks - Here Come The Surfing Rodents!

ByMeera Dolasiaon07/05/2010

Move over Alvin, Theodore and Simon - Here come Rocket, Skidmark, Banzai and Peanut, the surfing mice, who are sweeping the world off their feet, with their skillful maneuvering of ocean wavelets in the waters of Australia’s Gold Coast.

The Radical Rodents belong to 39-year old Shane Wilmott, a boat builder who also breeds mice. He trained his first mice to surf when he was just a teenager, after observing the perfect small waves that form at the edge of the ocean.

He recently revived his old hobby and has started to train teams of mice on a regular basis. Thanks to his boat-building skills, all his pets are equipped with custom-made miniature surfboards.

In order to get the mice accustomed to the water and their boards, he begins the surfing lessons in his bathtub. As the mice get better, he moves them to the pool and then finally to the giant ocean, where they take to the water like professionals.

Shane says that contrary to popular belief, mice are actually good swimmers and enjoy the stimulation they receive from surfing waves. In the water, their biggest threat is not from fish but the Sea Gulls that fly overhead in search of food. Shane however stays close to the mice at all times to ensure that they remain safe.

The surfing skills of the Radical Rodents has impressed and brought smiles on the faces of many Australian beachgoers - most of whom have no idea what to expect, until they get closer to the miniature surfboards.

How to make an enemy list (expository)

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:33:19 -0400

In order to make this list you must have: -a small notebook you can put in your pants or jacket pocket -a pen or pencil -and enemies

Step #1: Take your notebook, open to the first page, and write “list (-Underline)” at the top.

Step #2: Write down people you want to get back at. (You can continue writing down names after you make the list)

Step #3: Tend to your list all the time by adding and crossing out names, if you want to get back at him/her more than once, add extra stars to show.

Examples not included.

To America and Back (narrative)

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:00:37 -0400

Once apon a time there was a baby boy named Will Coleman who was just born in Canada. His mom was also born in Canada, yet his father was born in America. Will, his mom, and his dad move to America and we moved from apartment to apartment until we finally came to an apartment near my newest school…Aveson Charter School. I don’t remember what it was like in Canada, but i’m sure it must’ve been awesome. I’ve gone to Canada two other times. Once while going to a water park (no, the water was not frozen) and a pizza place with my cousin Abby and her parents and once where me and Abby went to a house where my other three cousins were to play in the snow and hang out. I wish I could go to Canada again…I’ve forgotten how snow feels like.

Islamb

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:55:43 -0400

Muhammad: A person who god talked to and made him a prophet.
Islam: A religion based on Muhammad’s made messages from god.
Muslim: A follower of Islam.
Qu’Ran: The holy book of Islam
Shrine: A place where people worship gods.
Pilgrimage: A journey to a sacred or holy place.
Mosque: A building for prayer

How were Islamic teachings like Judaism and Christianity?
A big similarity is that they all worshiped one god.

Who was Fatimah and why was she important?
She cared for Muhammad and had his only descendants.

Where was the first mosque?
At Muhammad’s house in Medina.

Why did Muhammad go to Medina?
He left because the leaders of Mecca threatened to kill him.

My lord o' the flies words: defined (by will coleman)

Wed, 09 May 2012 12:57:34 -0400

EXPOSITION: a public showing of something or someone

ALLEGORY: a representation of an abstract or spiritual meaning through concrete or material forms

my timetoast timeline

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:03:09 -0400

HP 6.1 Compare Present With Past

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:03:00 -0400

It is that you can show the difference between what happened in the past and how it changed later in the future and put that on a project.

Ex: before-sad after-happy = this shows that someone or something was sad that overtime became happy, and I’ll describe how he got happy with a short story.

Ex: before-hot after-cold = this shows that someone or something was hot and was overtime cooled down, and now I’ll put on a poster-board why it got cold and other examples that are things that could get cold because of the reason the first thing was cold.

(Ex: means Example:)

Things I want to do before I die

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:26:41 -0500

Here’s things I want to do before I die:

1: build flying items(jet pack, flying squirrel suit)

2: finish attack of the killer pizza story and tv show

3: jump out of an airplane and skydive

4: go to either italy or paris

5: If my baby brother has a bully, i want to punch the buly in the face

6: create an invention that helps around the house

7: create an intire house out of boxes

8: create a robotic suit so I can destroy and bomb stuff

9: try to figure out how to get super powers

10: create either my machine that clones or the machine that allows you to go into cartoons

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out"

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:48:58 -0500

“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out”